Constant.

Constant.

You know, I may not say this enough but you folks are about the best friends a guy could have.
Me so happy. Me want to cry.

You know, I may not say this enough but you folks are about the best friends a guy could have.

Me so happy. Me want to cry.

Who ordered the green spicy Bruce burrito? #dachshund #spotmywiener #dog

Who ordered the green spicy Bruce burrito? #dachshund #spotmywiener #dog

New reaction GIF to everything.

New reaction GIF to everything.

Feels good, Man. #nike #running

Feels good, Man. #nike #running

Team Red Cross: 2014 Chicago Marathon | Casey Shoup's Fundraiser on CrowdRise →

I need $1000! Actually, the Red Cross does, and I’m trying to raise it by running the Chicago Bank of America Marathon! It’s a fantastic organization that saves lives. Please consider donating and/or sharing this post, as I’ll be posting at an irritating rate until it happens. In the meantime, I’ll try and think of creative ways to garner support and $$$. Any ideas are appreciated. Thanks a big ol’ bundle!

Haunt me, Baby, one more time.  (at Northerly Island)

Haunt me, Baby, one more time. (at Northerly Island)

Nothing motivates me quite like the phrase “Free Nikes.” Thanks so much to @fleetfeetchgo! (at Soldier Field)

Nothing motivates me quite like the phrase “Free Nikes.” Thanks so much to @fleetfeetchgo! (at Soldier Field)

Photo of Lake Shore Drive Segway rider is worth a thousand words →

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ME.

Wow; ZERO PERCENT chance of snow today, eh? You sure you don’t want to maybe say 10%? Or even 5%? No? Sticking with zero? Fan-fucking-tastic.

Wow; ZERO PERCENT chance of snow today, eh? You sure you don’t want to maybe say 10%? Or even 5%? No? Sticking with zero? Fan-fucking-tastic.