Does anyone have any fire gel? I’m ready to start the weekend/summer early.

Does anyone have any fire gel? I’m ready to start the weekend/summer early.

My coworker went to see Buddy Guy last night and he walked right up to her while he was performing. She told me that she almost peed her pants because she was so nervous:
“He was super entertaining, funny and still a fantastic guitar player and singer at 75 years old. He looks like the Cheshire Cat when he smiles and he was wearing these fabulous pleated, baggie overall slacks.”
Totally jealous.

My coworker went to see Buddy Guy last night and he walked right up to her while he was performing. She told me that she almost peed her pants because she was so nervous:

“He was super entertaining, funny and still a fantastic guitar player and singer at 75 years old. He looks like the Cheshire Cat when he smiles and he was wearing these fabulous pleated, baggie overall slacks.”

Totally jealous.

Anonymous: uhhh, what the fuck is this?

Oh, just a place where you can ask obvious questions as rudely as you please.

Ugh, I’m embarrassed at how long it took for me to create this, but I guess that it’s a learning experience. Cut me some slack, it’s my first gif!
Okay, it’s my second.

Ugh, I’m embarrassed at how long it took for me to create this, but I guess that it’s a learning experience. Cut me some slack, it’s my first gif!

Okay, it’s my second.

I’m still a fan of Spotify, but their artist radio can be straight-up weird. This is the Big Star radio station, which is now playing a trance remix of Memento’s “Enjoy the Silence.” 
The Spoon station is even odder, but I think that it’s because they incorporate any band or song with ‘spoon’ in the name, which seems to eff up their algorithms. 
This has been a post.

I’m still a fan of Spotify, but their artist radio can be straight-up weird. This is the Big Star radio station, which is now playing a trance remix of Memento’s “Enjoy the Silence.” 

The Spoon station is even odder, but I think that it’s because they incorporate any band or song with ‘spoon’ in the name, which seems to eff up their algorithms. 

This has been a post.

Not to be a huge ‘Billy Bitch-a-Bunch’ here, y’all, mmkay, but what is the deal with the Chicago Winter Bike Swap being held about an hour outside of Chicago? Am I right? Don’t even get me started!

Seriously, though, I want to go there, except I am not riding my bike for three hours on a (presumably) freezing Saturday.

Am I wrong in thinking that every guy has a pair of these jeans?

Claire: We're hanging out with our potential new couple friends, so put on your drinking pants.
me: Um, okay? Well, now I'm scared.
Claire: We have to be fun. We need to hide our lameness for a night.
me: My lameness will always shine through. It's my most transparent quality.
Claire: Well, HIDE IT. Don't embarrass me in front of potential friends.
Claire: J/K. I would never be embarrassed of you.
me: Never say never.
me: Or I'll be forced to wear those jeans that you hate as my 'drinking pants.'
Claire: NOOOOO. I burned them.
me: THEY CANNOT DIE! MUWHAHAHA.

Meaningless question for people who rent in Chicago…

We were told when we leased our apartment that we were free to use our woodburning fireplace.

On Thanksgiving, our upstairs neighbors told us that smoke was seeping into their apartment through their own fireplace.

Since then, we have had an open ticket with our landlord, who has not done anything to try to correct it, and we still don’t even know what exact cause of the problem is.

Obviously, this is not a life-or-death situation, but it’s frustrating. There are no mentions of the fireplace in our lease, but I wanted to ask if anyone knows anything about this sort of thing? Is this directly related to any sort of maintenance or heating issue that the leaser has to uphold, or are we now stuck with a nonworking fireplace?

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