February 2012
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The tragedy of Tammi Terrell.
On Spotify.
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January 2012
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Anonymous asked: uhhh, what the fuck is this?
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Not to be a huge ‘Billy Bitch-a-Bunch’ here, y’all, mmkay, but what is the deal with the Chicago Winter Bike Swap being held about an hour outside of Chicago? Am I right? Don’t even get me started!
Seriously, though, I want to go there, except I am not riding my bike for three hours on a (presumably) freezing Saturday.
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Am I wrong in thinking that every guy has a pair...
Claire: We're hanging out with our potential new couple friends, so put on your drinking pants.
me: Um, okay? Well, now I'm scared.
Claire: We have to be fun. We need to hide our lameness for a night.
me: My lameness will always shine through. It's my most transparent quality.
Claire: Well, HIDE IT. Don't embarrass me in front of potential friends.
Claire: J/K. I would never be embarrassed of you.
me: Never say never.
me: Or I'll be forced to wear those jeans that you hate as my 'drinking pants.'
Claire: NOOOOO. I burned them.
me: THEY CANNOT DIE! MUWHAHAHA.
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Meaningless question for people who rent in...
We were told when we leased our apartment that we were free to use our woodburning fireplace.
On Thanksgiving, our upstairs neighbors told us that smoke was seeping into their apartment through their own fireplace.
Since then, we have had an open ticket with our landlord, who has not done anything to try to correct it, and we still don’t even know what exact cause of the problem is.
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The Empty Bottle is having a book club this Sunday, at 1:00, with the topic being Jennifer Egan’s “A Visit From The Goon Squad.” You should totes go, and stuff.
December 2011
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Watch 'A Muppet Family Christmas' in its Entirety
mentalflossr:
A Muppet Family Christmas, the amazing 1987 special featuring Muppets, Fraggles and the Sesame Street gang, is available in full on YouTube. You can watch the whole thing here.
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This was the one Christmas special that I consistently watched over the years (after my grandparents recorded it onto VHS for me from their TV), and then I could never find it on DVD...
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November 2011
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Fun for the whole Family
sharingtime:
Bil Keane, creator of the long-running and heartwarming Family Circus comic, died today. It’s being reported his final words were, “Everyone is such a stupid cunt.”
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Uniqlo is coming to Chicago →
jennifrrr:
Yes. Now all we need is a Muji and a Habitat and I’ll have all of my favorite shops from London so much closer to me.
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Moshi Moshi.
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October 2011
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And brine bottle service
Claire: I don't recognize any of those bands
me: Yeah, me neither. Hopefully they are just light house djs.
Claire: Sounds about right
Claire: What about lighthouse djs
me: That would be terrific.
me: Hopefully they all look like the Gorton's Fisherman.
Claire: And throw glowing fish sticks into the crowd.
me: Shit yes.
me: It. Has. Everything
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Casey: How was your weekend? Do anything exciting?
Nat: Just crying and masturbating.
Casey: Me too! I'm glad that we share the same interests. It keeps our conversations flowing.
Nat: Flowing like my tears. While I masturbate.
Casey: ...
Nat: ...
Casey: ...
Nat: BOOP! *pretends to push a button and rides an imaginary elevator back into his cubicle chair.*
September 2011
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