Casey: How was your weekend? Do anything exciting?
Nat: Just crying and masturbating.
Casey: Me too! I'm glad that we share the same interests. It keeps our conversations flowing.
Nat: Flowing like my tears. While I masturbate.
Casey: ...
Nat: ...
Casey: ...
Nat: BOOP! *pretends to push a button and rides an imaginary elevator back into his cubicle chair.*
Nat: Just crying and masturbating.
Casey: Me too! I'm glad that we share the same interests. It keeps our conversations flowing.
Nat: Flowing like my tears. While I masturbate.
Casey: ...
Nat: ...
Casey: ...
Nat: BOOP! *pretends to push a button and rides an imaginary elevator back into his cubicle chair.*
I'd like to be less of a bro-dude, and more of a man-guy.