Am I wrong in thinking that every guy has a pair of these jeans?
Claire: We're hanging out with our potential new couple friends, so put on your drinking pants.
me: Um, okay? Well, now I'm scared.
Claire: We have to be fun. We need to hide our lameness for a night.
me: My lameness will always shine through. It's my most transparent quality.
Claire: Well, HIDE IT. Don't embarrass me in front of potential friends.
Claire: J/K. I would never be embarrassed of you.
me: Never say never.
me: Or I'll be forced to wear those jeans that you hate as my 'drinking pants.'
Claire: NOOOOO. I burned them.
me: THEY CANNOT DIE! MUWHAHAHA.
me: Um, okay? Well, now I'm scared.
Claire: We have to be fun. We need to hide our lameness for a night.
me: My lameness will always shine through. It's my most transparent quality.
Claire: Well, HIDE IT. Don't embarrass me in front of potential friends.
Claire: J/K. I would never be embarrassed of you.
me: Never say never.
me: Or I'll be forced to wear those jeans that you hate as my 'drinking pants.'
Claire: NOOOOO. I burned them.
me: THEY CANNOT DIE! MUWHAHAHA.
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tomatoallergy said:
I finally recently talked my boyfriend out of not wearing them anymore. THE WORST.
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anniehinton said:
They do and they are called “college boy jeans”. It’s a world wide epidemic.
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aslightoffkilter posted this
I'd like to be less of a bro-dude, and more of a man-guy.
